Constantinople

Author: R3dM3nac3

Date: November 26, 2001

by R3dM3nac3
11-26-01
We knew this guy in college who always talked about how much he hated everything and how his life sucked...
I hate myself....
My life so totally sucks...
...dispite the fact that he drove a brand new fancy sports car, had a girlfriend, and his parents paid his tuition. In fact, he had a whole lot going for him.
Well, I suppose there was his hideous facial and body scarring that made him look like a deformed space alien. But that's no reason to be a jerk, now is it?
Oh... woe is me....
Ewwwww... you're freaky lookin', mister!