when aliens attack

Author: R4WK

Date: March 18, 2001

by R4WK
3-18-01
the proposition
hello, good citizen! would you like to go with me on a joyride
what exactly do you mean
the heinous act
look, it'll only take a minute
why do all the guys go straight for the probe
the follow through
oh shit there's two of them
is this your first time?