it's funny because it's outdated...

Author: R4WK

Date: March 19, 2001

by R4WK
3-19-01
AL GORE
I somehow represent Al Gore. I have narrowly missed getting hit by a truck many years into the future
Welcome to heaven, Al. You are now deceased and so forth.
I can't be dead! I demand a recount!
as you wish.
I DEMAND ANOTHER RECOUNT
suck my dick