The ass-pirates of dark water

Author: RCCOLAMAN

Date: December 18, 2008

by RCCOLAMAN
12-18-08
We find our hero Ren in Janda-Town searching for new recruits
Hi my name is Ren will you help me on my quest to collect the thirteen lost treasures of rule?
Why not? I grow tired of squandering my coins at this gambling house!!
Great!! Tonight we celebrate, barkeep bring more Rum and minga melons!
I think I'm going to like this adventure!
Next morning at some sleazy Janda-Town inn.
Wh-where am I? Chunga lunga my ass hurts!
Great news I've recovered the 1st Lost Treasure of Rule! It was worth the four hours I spent exploring the forbidden cave!!