Throw the cats onto the base of the fire

Author: RCCOLAMAN

Date: January 25, 2009

by RCCOLAMAN
1-25-09
Captain why do we have to fight this 5 alarm fire with tired kittens? How do we use them?
Listen up rookie, I'm not here to babysit you! Just follow me and when we get to the fire be prepared to use Mr. Meowsers directly on the flame!
Hey I found this water hose, how about we use this to put out the fire?
Damnit Rookie!! Put down that hosawhaterver and get your cat, this isn't a game!!
None of the firefighters survived. Officials have not yet made clear why it was standard protocol to fight fires with cats. One Official was quoted as saying "Oops"
What a Cat-astrophe!! And now sports...