The adventures of liberal squirrel

Author: RCCOLAMAN

Date: January 30, 2009

by RCCOLAMAN
1-30-09
Citizen of flyover America, I come with grand news for your backwards close-minded people!! Barack Obama is president now, CHANGE has finally come to America!!
ch--chaaan-ge?
Lets all go get government funded partial birth abortions performed on a makeshift bed of evolution textbooks by affermative action hired atheist unionized doctors!
Rush sais Barack is a negro, ain't likes me no negroes...
Get a free Starbucks grande mocha frapp with every embryonic stem-cell line you donate to science!! Hurry before the complementary welfare checks, food stamps and medical marijuana runs out!!
Hey you is alvin from alvin and the chipmunks! Rush says your a evil hollywood e-letist