Mocking mock meat

Author: RCCOLAMAN

Date: July 21, 2011

by RCCOLAMAN
7-21-11
What the? This menu has a bunch of meat dishes. I thought you said this is a vegetarian restaurant...
Actually, it's a vegan restaurant! The "meat" is textured soy protein and wheat gluten! Finally, a restaurant that offers a 100% cruelty free, compassionate menu!
Veggie Lobster, veggie peking duck, veggie chicken fried steak...
You should try the veggie grilled quail with veggie bacon barbecue glaze!
Nah, I think I'll have the veggie sautéed white rhinoceros with pomegranate vinaigrette.
Oh yum!! Then I'll have the veggie deep fried baby bald eagle beaks with the honey mustard dipping sauce!