American Pie-The Holy Version

Author: REPTILEWINS

Date: July 9, 2003

by REPTILEWINS
7-09-03
Hello Satan
Oh Hi Jesus.
Satan did you take care of God's special holy pie like asked you to?
oh right the pie. see the thing is.... there was an accident....
what kind of accident?
Its just that you know i havent been laid for a mellenia and all and i was REALLY horney....