CC 194: Santa Knows Who's Been Naughty

Author: Rabid_Weasle

Date: June 23, 2003

by Rabid_Weasle
6-23-03
I'm so nervous... this is my first day as a mall santa!
Don't worry, you'll do fine. At least you better or your fat ass is fired! Now get out there!
(Ok here goes nothing) HO! HO! HO! Hello little boy, and have you been good or nau-- ZOINK!
Santa, for Christmas, I want you to pee on me.