CC 200: National Kidnap A Cat For Ransom Day

Author: Rabid_Weasle

Date: July 29, 2003

by Rabid_Weasle
7-29-03
Hello Kaufman? Today is August 21st, National Kidnap A Cat For Ransom Day.
And I am phoning you on this cell phone to inform you that I have your cat hostage! How brilliant and hilarious of me!
I think you kidnapped the wrong cat...
Damnit! I'm coming over there to kick your ass!