CC 204: Pickup Lines For Inanimate Objects

Author: Rabid_Weasle

Date: August 13, 2003

by Rabid_Weasle
8-13-03
Hey baby, can I use you to dial 911? Cause you just stole my heart.
Hey there, how about we get real close and create a little feedback?
Hey good looking, how about you turn me on and see if you can defragment my hardrive.