Meet Wellington, Wellington McNocock

Author: Rabid_Weasle

Date: December 7, 2003

by Rabid_Weasle
12-07-03
I'm so depressed! My girlfriend broke up with me, on my birthday!
Man, that's cold. But hey, it could be worse.
How!?
You could be Wellington McNocock.
Hey there handsome, fancy a shag?
I apologize my dear, but that just isn't in the cards.