Wellington McNocock Is Not Worried

Author: Rabid_Weasle

Date: December 7, 2003

by Rabid_Weasle
12-07-03
A new airborn strand of gonorrhea has sent the whole of the country into a panic.
Although studies have shown that the disease is easily preventable with a simple over the counter vaccine.
Sales charts have shown that nearly all of the country's population has already purchased the vaccine.
All except for approximately 0.000001%.
*whistling*