FTC #14: Confused About What Others Are Confused About

Author: Rabid_Weasle

Date: December 16, 2003

by Rabid_Weasle
12-16-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
Hello my dark lord, I have killed many innocents in your honour.
Uhhh... I think you're confused about who the other people think I am.