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Author: RagnarDanneskjold

Date: February 26, 2001

The doctors had to remove my penis. I'm going to fester in my own juices and some of this sweet, sweet vodka now.
So? I'm Jesus.
For another joke, look at the background carefully.
Jesus, I tell you.
That means somehow, Jesus and this whoever guy are in a boat. Isn't it funny?
You can see through that chick's shirt. Cool.
Jesus speaking.