Random Battle: Wolf vs. Magus?

Author: RainbowCat

Date: January 4, 2004

by RainbowCat
1-04-04
Wolf: Hey, RcN, you hot, gorgerous babe! How about you, me, and Mary head up to Make-Out Crater and do the dance?
RcN: How about no? Why won't you just buzz off?
Magus: Listen, Wolfie. RcN is mine! If you come on to her again, I'll kill you.
Wolf: Shut up. You're too young to understand what I'm going through, so how about you go play in bloody 'ell!
Magus uses Fire 2 through his scythe and kicks Wolf's butt.
Magus: Well, I saved you from that guy. Why not give your hero a thank-you kiss?
Rcn: *thinks, "Man, I really wish Marth had saved me." Listen, how about I don't kill you for stalking me and we call it even?