RcN vs. Magus: The Longer Episode

Author: RainbowCat

Date: January 14, 2004

by RainbowCat
1-14-04
Magus: Okay, Tails. Please, let me touch 'em just once!
RcN: No, Magus. Besides, I already have a boyfriend!
Magus: Gahhh! Well, could you tell me what lucky SOB has taken you from me?
RcN: He's smart, handsome, strong, brave, courteous, and a great game player! He's a boy toy and a sugar daddy, and I'm going out with him tonight!
Marth: Okay, pocket protector, check. 2nd pair of underwear, check. Copy of Sonic Heroes: Director's Cut, check.
RCat: *to audience* What? You thought I'd be her hunk? Of course not! I'm just here to help Marth, then thwack him and take his place on his date.