Why Hands Shouldn't Be Boss Characters #2.

Author: RainbowCat

Date: February 3, 2004

by RainbowCat
2-03-04
Master Hand: Congratulations! You have been accepted as our new top monster!
Angra Mainyu: Graghha!
Master Hand: That's what I would say normally. But you're too sandy, so you aren't accepted. I can't let you get sand all over everything!
Angra Mainyu: Graghha!
Later....
Crazy Hand: Why in the hell do I let you live? Any idiot would know not to tell a monster with 300K HP something like that!
Master Hand: You should be thankful. Do you know how hard it is to clean sand out of alternate dimensions?