Sticky Situations

Author: Ralph_Clark

Date: July 18, 2001

by Ralph_Clark
7-18-01
"Dear Son, I am writing to inform you that your father has decided to leave you out of his will, whereas you will recieve nothing upon his imminent passing. -Love your Mother"
WHOA! Dude that's harsh. You don't think it has anything to do with that last time you saw him do you?
6 Months earlier...
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU DAD!? QUIT HIDING IN THE TRASH CAN AND COME GET SOME YOU STUPID BASTARD! I AM GOING TO GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! AND THEN I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR INTESTINES!
Please, son... I am sorry, you have the change in my dish if you want, but please, please don't hurt me...
Do you think that would bother him that much?
Dude, I know I wouldn't care, but you got to remember that some people are weird like that.