RCL no. 1285

Author: RandomComicLayoutGuy

Date: September 29, 2006

Hey, Smelty... You look like you could use a HOT cup of my world-famous, freshly-brewed coffee!
Nahhh... I'm cool.
You're "cool"? Ha, ha! I get it! Seriously, though... Have some of my steaming HOT coffee.
Seriously...NO!
Why not?
Because, last time I drank a cup of your world-famous, freshly-brewed, steaming HOT coffee, it melted my fucking esophagus!