This is silly... Go take a shit and we'll head for the airport.
Germs.
The hotel maid cleaned the toilet before we came here a week ago, and she's been cleaning it every day since...
Not...good...enough.
Well, it's a five hour flight back to L.A., and then a two hour car ride to your home in Irvine, just so you can use your own toilet... Are you sure you can wait?
