I'm sorry, Phillip but your pet tarantula, Fred, is dead... The cancer had spread to all eight of Fred's limbs, so to remove the cancer, I had to saw them all off.
Fred was about to bleed to death when he rolled off the table and the assitant surgeon accidently stepped on him, Phillip... Phillip? Are you okay?
I can't believe this guy went into shock over the death of a stupid spider!
Oh, look... RCLG is now up to 80 followers. Looks like the influx of newbies has revived his career!
