Ranger's World: ADBW (Part 10 w/Alternate Endings)

Author: Ranger77

Date: September 7, 2003

by Ranger77
9-07-03
So it's my pleasure to announce the acquisitio...er sponsorship of the comic strip Ranger's World. We see this as a paradigm and strategic move....
Hey weren't you the same guy that ran Epoop.com, that web based pet waste removal service?
Eugene, are you sure that you didn't like mess around with that paticle beam gun?
Sure, blame the 'geek'. I'm getting sick of the being the butt of all these jokes. I'm a Sys Admin, dammit!
The deal is complete, Director. The sponsorship is underway.
Very good Felkins, now we can...Oh hell! Will someone please kill the lights!!!