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We conclude our series of public service announcements with our resident ambulance chaser and bon vivant, Iva Biggun.
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| Negligence is not a funny matter. Many have poked fun at personal injury commercials, and I can assure you-HOO it is not humorous. | |
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| I slipped and fell in a EB store while looking for Everquest 2. I got 20 million dollars plus 5 million for pain, suffering and anxiety. | |
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| These victims will never be the same again. | |
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| I slipped and fell in a swamp maintained by Gregorf the Terrible and lost my short sword. I got 10 million gp and an extra 1 million for pain, suffering and loss of experience points. | |
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| Surely you must see that litigation is a serious undertaking that must be appreciated and respected. | |
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| I got drunk and made it with this guy I met at 'The Rusty Nail' named Earl. Later I ended up face down in the parking lot of a Stuckey's lying in my own vomit. My case comes up on Friday. | |
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