Ranger's World

Author: Ranger77

Date: January 5, 2004

by Ranger77
1-05-04
"So Trevor, as Bick's Campaign Manager how would you say things are going?"
Not bad. The beginning is always a difficult time. Right now I'm checking on how we're doing in the media.
"Often political opponents result in 'mudslinging' and embarrasing revelations to hurt a candidates chances. Any worries?"
Nope. Bick's a geek. What could they have on him?
This just in....Democratic candidate Bick Smith's "online" marriage is to actually to a man.
Oh. Shit.
Chad Stubbins of East Orange, NJ has come forward to admit HE is Glenda Woodfern, Smith's elven virtual EverQuest bride....