Ranger's World presents: "Yep, it's true!"

Author: Ranger77

Date: March 30, 2004

by Ranger77
3-30-04
Today's reference: Wall Street Journal March, 30, 2004.
Carol, there's a cop on the phone. He says you stole money from the restaurant and that I need to conduct a strip search on you.
What?!
Look, it's the police. On the phone. I have to do what he says.
Oh. Okay. I guess...
Somewhere in Florida (hundreds of miles away)....
Should I have her take off her panties too?
Oh, yesyesyesyes....please.