Ranger's World

Author: Ranger77

Date: April 9, 2004

by Ranger77
4-09-04
Look....your lawyer is not working in your best interests.
Are you kidding he's the best! He really cares about me. What can possibly lead him to betray me? He's not motivated by money, or fame or....
His last client was a chicken who lives in a trailer park, has a boyfriend named Earl and dreams of being on Jerry Springer.
You're kind of funny.... in a pitiful naive and goofy sort of way, of course.....
HOW DARE YOU SELL ME OUT, YOU ARROGANT, SELF SERVING FUCKNOZZLE!