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| Before we fight, I have a confession to make. I'm not Asian. I'm from New Jersey and was granted my Ninja Skills from a mystical being who thought he was in Japan. | |
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| That's ok. My rich uncle was killed by robbers and I spent my teenage years training in the martial arts and plotting my revenge. I'm from Ohio. | |
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| And...uh...you're not Asian either. | |
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