Ranger's World

Author: Ranger77

Date: April 27, 2004

by Ranger77
4-27-04
Here you go Honey....Happy Birthday!
Ah. A gift certificate.
Well, I finally realized that I'm really bad about getting you gifts so I thought a $500 dollar certificate at that import store you like would be perfect.
So. I guess we've reached that impersonal, faded rose point in our marriage, huh?
Uh-oh. Here it comes....
Next time why don't you just phone in a pledge. Better yet, I hear e-cards are making a comeback....