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| Has Evil gone Corporate? We go to Traylor Barone with his exclusive interview with the new CEO and Marketing Director of the "revamped" Legion of Bad Deeds. | |
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"Gentleman I'll get straight to the point. The Legion of Bad Deeds has participated in Extortion, Blackmail, Theft and even Murder. What makes the group different now?"
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| The Legion has gone through a paradigm shift. We're a corporate entity now. We've even changed our name to "DAEMONient" | |
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| Which means that we can do all those things you mentioned legally, like any other corporation. | |
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"I beg to differ. I personally know of no other corporation that has a 'Death Ray' as implied in your latest prospectus."
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| *sigh* There you media types go again. That was taken out of context. We stated we have a "Transistional State Emitter." | |
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| The fact that it transistions living things to dead things is purely coincidental. | |
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