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| Come on. He's not that bad. | |
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| He's a tactless, classless, tasteless excuse for a person. | |
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| He's also one of my best friends. He's only staying for a few days. | |
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| If he starts talking about all the "tail he's tapped" since his divorce I'll scream. I swear. | |
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| If he does, I promise I'll talk about the virtues of tapping the same tail year after year. | |
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