Ranger's World presents: "HeroVille"

Author: Ranger77

Date: September 21, 2004

by Ranger77
9-21-04
Fo'Shizzle Starport....
***What are you doing here? The Overmind has denied your request to leave the planet.***
***Yeah, I know. Aside from getting back the key to our vacation home I was kind of looking forward to going back to Earth.***
***I have never been there. I hear it is a strange place.***
***It is. There is alot you can learn from Earthlings. Take your spaceship over there. They would call that your "ride."***
***My "ride." How quaint. Where did you stay on Earth to obtain all this knowledge of their customs?***
***A place called East LA. Now...(ahem)..."Time to park it, G. You betta recognize or I'll bust a cap in yo green ass."***