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Traditional dating services are just a picture and a paragraph....
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| I was in love with Tom almost instantly. | |
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| I thought Wendy was the ideal girl for me. | |
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....and contrary to our rather irritating ad campaign you probably don't know we're about the same way.
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| And then I found out what an insensitive jerk he was. | |
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| Whatever. Question for you, where are those D cup boobs you supposedly have? | |
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That's why as a complimentary service we're unveling eBreakUp.com: "When you've had enough!"
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| My name is Wendy and I met this asshole on eHarmony.com. | |
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| My name is Tom and I found that neurotic netbag over there on eHarmony.com. | |
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