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| We here at UPN are saddened that ABC would use sex to sell something as sacred as Monday Night Football. Such practices are deceptive and distracting. | |
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| For that reason, we've decided to simply offer a topless woman jumping up and down for 30 seconds randomly during our viewing schedule. | |
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| Look for "Tittie Jiggle" soon and remember: "UPN....Yeah we did it. So?" | |
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