Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!"

Author: Ranger77

Date: January 11, 2005

by Ranger77
1-11-05
I think we need to talk. Living with you has been very difficult lately.
Life's no picnic being with you either.
Let's see...the women, the poker games and the fact my litter box only gets cleaned every two weeks....life isn't roses being a Shaolin monk's cat.
This morning I stepped in a vile smelling clod of hair and undigested food. I wasn't wearing shoes.
And I went to take a nap on the bed after your latest love interest left last night and 'found' the wet spot. What else ya got?