Ranger's World presents: "Yep, It's True!"

Author: Ranger77

Date: January 17, 2005

by Ranger77
1-17-05
"Cancer Claims Ex-McDonald's CEO Bell at 44"
Thanks. I can feel that Filet-o-Fish I ate crawling around now with glee.
"Immigration Minister Quits in Pizza Scandal"
(Thanks to Ivy, Yahoo and all the folks down at Cecil's Pool Hall and Social Club)
This is going to be one of those David Lynch kinda days isn't it?
"66-Year-Old Romanian Woman Gives Birth" "Man Finds Nail in Skull Six Days Later"