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"Monkballahtology is really gaining popularity. Did you see all the movie stars with empty vanilla yogurt cups last night at the Oscars?"
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| It's a travesty. These monks are con artists and we who follow the Kabbalah resent this cheap pseudo religious ploy. | |
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| As a representative of the Church of Scientology, I can say we are not amused by celebrity induced fakery. | |
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"In all fairness some have accused your respective faiths with using the same tactics."
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| We've been around longer my friend. | |
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| Same here and we don't engage in cheap theatrics and devious reactive-mind oriented marketing. | |
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"You may be right....I've just learned that the monks are auctioning their rights to Monkballahtology on Ebay. I guess they were in it for the money after all. Do you think....Hey!"
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| Dammit, what was my PayPal password.... | |
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| Now maybe Travolta will stop bugging us about those damn monkeys. | |
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