Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!"

Author: Ranger77

Date: February 28, 2005

by Ranger77
2-28-05
"Monkballahtology is really gaining popularity. Did you see all the movie stars with empty vanilla yogurt cups last night at the Oscars?"
It's a travesty. These monks are con artists and we who follow the Kabbalah resent this cheap pseudo religious ploy.
As a representative of the Church of Scientology, I can say we are not amused by celebrity induced fakery.
"In all fairness some have accused your respective faiths with using the same tactics."
We've been around longer my friend.
Same here and we don't engage in cheap theatrics and devious reactive-mind oriented marketing.
"You may be right....I've just learned that the monks are auctioning their rights to Monkballahtology on Ebay. I guess they were in it for the money after all. Do you think....Hey!"
Dammit, what was my PayPal password....
Now maybe Travolta will stop bugging us about those damn monkeys.