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"Senator ***** would like to clarify his comments yesterday. They were taken out of context."
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| *sigh* Congressional aides are so funny. | |
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"He was referring to finishing a soft drink before members of his Bass fishing club arrived for a meeting."
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| He has GOT to be kidding. | |
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"Even if it were true, getting a blowjob from a Russian prostitute is little more than an act of kindness. At least he didn't bang some fat intern...."
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| Ah....I take it this aide is right out of college? | |
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| Trinity Southern or Oral Roberts University, I believe. | |
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