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| This just in from American Institute of Dietary Health....a new study finds that eating Corn Flakes can cause death! | |
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And then leads to this....
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| Oh my God, did you hear....? | |
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| I had Frosted Flakes this morning. Does that count? I think I'm going to be sick.... | |
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| So this study, funded by the Oatmeal lobby, tracked ten 90-year old males who ate Corn Flakes at least once in their lives and they all died. Eventually. | |
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| And some people dare say that this isn't the Golden Age of Science.... | |
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