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| It's true officer I swear. My husband died in that fiery car crash. He's burned alll beyond recognition. | |
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| Yeah. Ok....there are no skid marks on the scene. The body, although burned, matches that of a 81-year old women whose corpse was stolen recently.... | |
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AP (via AOL news) May 7th, 2005
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| ....AND it seems like your "new" boyfriend looks alot like your 'dead' husband. Add to that a $110,000 life insurance policy payout you will receive....Your thoughts? | |
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(Thanks to Ivy 'CurvyLaserDangerGirl" theplant!)
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| Y'know if you keep this up they MIGHT let you do a cameo on SNL. | |
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