Ranger's World presents: "Random Thoughts"

Author: Ranger77

Date: May 19, 2005

by Ranger77
5-19-05
I cannot serve you young one. I cannot and will not start you on a dangerous lifestyle of eating fast food.
Gaa.
TODAY, I will also quit my job here at Fortress Burger in protest, to honor my recent conversion to vegetarianism.
Goo?
It's my sincere hope, little one, that flesh never touches your innocent lips....
Listen freakboy, If I'm not going to get a cheeseburger up in here, there's a nipple over there with my name on it....and it ain't rubber either.