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Without warning....your life is turned upside down with an amorous attack by Tom Cruise!
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| I love you....almost as much as I love myself. Penelope, Nicole....those other women meant NOTHING to me. You're young and vibrant. I'm older and freaky. There's synergy here! | |
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| But first you'll have to embrace my religion, renounce psychiatry, and sign this non disclosure and pre-marital combo agreement in blood. You also must call my penis "Butch". | |
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| I'd say kick him in the groin, but that may cause brain damage. | |
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