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| ....and one day I would like to settle down and have a family. And maybe a dog or something. | |
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| You know....I actually didn't think it was possible to get bored to the point of falling asleep standing up. | |
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| Ahhhh....I'm NEVER going to get a girlfriend. | |
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| My son, you must learn patience and most of all creativity. There's a way to talk to women in their 20's. You just have to embrace it.... | |
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| After I punched this guy's face in and outran the cops in a high speed chase that lasted two hours, I decided I'd better settle down and look for a woman who understands me before I die or something. | |
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| You would not BELIEVE how wet I am right now..... | |
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