Ranger's World presents: "A Xmas Tale!"

Author: Ranger77

Date: December 24, 2005

by Ranger77
12-24-05
Did you find everything you're looking for, SANTA?
Uh.....yes. I'll need some batteries for that, ah, big one. And a tube of lubricant. Strawberry.... flavored....please.
No problem. This is quite an honor. Y'know since we sell adult novelties, spank mags and porn DVDs, we don't get many Santas in our store.
Yes, well....I suppose not.
Especially on Christmas Eve.
I've GOT a problem OK!?