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| Why am I here? Superheroes should not have to go to bars to meet guys. This is SO lame. | |
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| Hey there. I would like to date you. First let me tell you about myself. I developed the function which prevents people from fast forwarding through DVD previews and FBI anti piracy warnings. | |
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| My hobbies include reading the drive thru menu aloud ten times at Taco Bell before ordering and calling my friends "bro" and "homey". Smashmouth is the best band EVER. | |
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| You're one of those freaks who get off on getting beat up by female superheros aren't you? | |
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| The anger in your eyes bespeaks the chubby in my pants. | |
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