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| If this is a story based on my life, I must have totally forgotten a lesbian shower scene with a female villian named Feral Candy. | |
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| Boobie, Gay is in. We're going with an emotional 'Brokeback Mountain' sort of thing. With lesbians. And, um....warm soapy water. | |
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