Ranger's World presents: "It's a Monk's Life!"

Author: Ranger77

Date: April 10, 2006

by Ranger77
4-10-06
Excuse me. I saw you standing there and thought you probably would love a drink. Can I get you something?
No, thanks.
Um....ok.
No offense. I know this sounds weird but I just have this urge to have hot, sweaty, no committment sex with someone wearing a pirate outfit tonight. Strange, huh?
I am going to KILL my brother.
But I guess I'm going to settle for that other monk over there who asked to buy me a drink first.