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| Son you've got to help me out here. I need a bit of release.... | |
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| Um, yeah. This conversation just got a bit too weird for me. I mean come on, why don't you just buy a membership yourself? | |
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| I wouldn't dare. You mom and I share the computer and she'll find out. I know she will. You have to help me here. I need some content to work with. | |
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| Can you imagine how humiliating it is to whack off in a closet after everyone goes to bed, to the pictures in People magazine?? | |
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| That's it. I'm out. Please forward my mail to the Peace Corps. You'll find the address under "Way The Hell Away From Here." | |
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