Ranger's World

Author: Ranger77

Date: September 3, 2006

by Ranger77
9-03-06
So, Joaquin.... you want to be Ranger's World resident relationship counselor....tell me why we would take you on?
I know women. You could say: "I'm down with the ladies." I know what they want, I know what they need. My sexual adventures are legendary.
You smell like Spam.
Hot and Spicy Spam, darlin'. Hot AND Spicy....