Ranger's World

Author: Ranger77

Date: September 3, 2006

by Ranger77
9-03-06
I've been checking your references. Seems like my mother was one of your 'sexual adventures.'
I don't recall that dalliance but I'll take your word for it. Eh....she's a woman. A woman with wants and needs and I was able to satisfy both.
Ok...I can't say this any other way. You're a pig. A little round curly tailed pig. I don't get it.
Yes, but it's not all about looks, you know. Personality, charm....and I'm a superstar in bed. I know that sounds conceited but it's true.
But....you're a pig.
They come for the bacon, but they stay for the sausage....